Holy shit….really though.
Holy shit.
Oh my god that’s awesome. Stare at the GIF then the painting.
(via fuckyeah-nerdery)
Does anyone else see the irony in the elephant being the symbol of the Republican Party?
Elephants live in matriarchal groups where males are excluded except to breed. They’re herbivores and are known to be highly empathetic to other elephants as well as their dead; if one elephant in the group is in trouble, all the other elephants will pitch in to help it out. They also practice collective raising of the young, with young elephants being tended to by all members of the herd.
You guys, elephants are socialist vegan feminists who support public education.
It’s also worth mentioning that most elephants are bisexual.
maybe that should change their mascot. Then again, what kind of animal is misogynistic, and constantly fucks over other members of it’s species for a profit besides us?
Cats.
“I feel really lucky, although I hate that word — ‘lucky.’ It cheapens a lot of hard work. Living in Brooklyn in an apartment without any heat and paying for dinner at the bodega with dimes — I don’t think I felt myself lucky back then. Doing plays for 50 bucks and trying to be true to myself as an” — here he put on a faux snooty voice — “artist and turning down commercials where they wanted a leprechaun. Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.”
Peter Dinklage is a national treasure.
A great actor.
What a lovely man.
I don’t care if he’s a midget of seven foot six, Peter Dinklage is one of the best actors I’ve seen in decades.
By far the greatest actor, and character, in Game of Thrones.
Frieennnddd.
| Woman: | Can I have birth control? |
|---|---|
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | Well, why can't I have birth control? |
| Government: | Because. Sex isn't for recreation. |
| Woman: | It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways. |
| Government: | Too bad. |
| Man: | For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control? |
| Government: | Do you have a penis? |
| Man: | YES, YES I DO!! |
| Government: | WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! |
| Government: | But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want. |
| Woman: | But- |
| Government: | Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. |
my latest, a time turner from Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban, with the words ‘Time is making fools of us again’, as quoted by Dumbledore in the Half Blood Prince. by Aeden Cooper at Burnin’ Hell Tattoos, Adelaide AU, i love it to bits.
